Robbie is off to the doctors this morning, to say that he is going very reluctantly is a massive understatement, kicking and screaming would sum it up more accurately! We have to find a way of keeping him upright before he ruins all his clothes, I don't suppose it is easy when he doesn't have a matching pair of feet. As a last resort I guess we could get him some diving boots to keep his feet firmly planted on the ground. I have to do something because he has rolled his trouser leg up so often to show off his cut knee that people will start to think he has joined the masons!
On the subject of injury, Robbie has come very close to adding to his selection of wounds. I have never considered him the epitome of sartorial elegance, in fact I would say that his fashion sense is unique, quirky even. I have always accepted that Robbie is Robbie and with the exception of offensive T shirts and Walsall football club shirts, I have made no comment on his outlandish taste. Robbie on the other hand has always had an interest in women's clothes, it comes in handy at times as he will happily go out and buy clothes for me, even underwear - and I hate shopping. Recently his interest in women's fashion has taken a new and less welcome form, he seems to think of himself as the next Gok Wan (well they do have the same taste in glasses!) and his comments and 'helpful' advice about what I should be wearing have become rather tiresome. In fact he has ignored all warnings and any further comment will risk life and limb! I toyed with the idea of vandalising his favourite shirts, but I hate waste, so itching powder in his smalls may achieve a more satisfying outcome! Robbie be warned!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gok_Wan
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