Mr Bump 07.01.08

Robbie has been stress testing the tarmac again. He fell over on his way out of work and wrote off yet another pair of suit trousers; perhaps he is the victim of a plot by M&S to boost their profits! At this rate he really will be going to work in his PJ's! Actually he hurt himself quite badly, he has a big cut on his leg, a swollen hand, a very painful arm and he is feeling rather battered and bruised. Every time he moves he gives a little yelp of pain followed buy an assortment of expletives. By tomorrow he will be so stiff that he will be walking like Spotty Dog! It worries me, he fell into the road this time and he could so easily have been run over, we have to find a way of keep his feet firmly planted on the ground. Maybe diving boots would solve the problem! This time his beloved Dr Marten Chelsea boots got the blame, apparently the sole has too much wear, so tonight he will be online ordering more trousers and looking for a new pair of boots. The lengths some people will go to buy new shoes!! Thankfully his glasses survived unscathed otherwise we would be taking out a second mortgage and he would have devastated because he loves his 'Robbie' glasses even more than his Dr Martens.