If it didn't work the first time, I really don't know why Robbie thinks the same old tactics will work now. Last night he mentioned that he was going to a gig tonight, I wasn't best pleased because he had promised to do one or two important jobs that he failed to do at the weekend (when he went out to play). He claimed that he had told me about it weeks ago and if I couldn't remember it I must be going senile. He must think I'm stupid, he hadn't told me and he knew full well he hadn't told me, When he saw that I wasn't going to fall for for that line he changed tactic and told me how terribly upset he was because his favourite venue The Academy is closing and it holds so many memories that he had to go back one last time. He has missed his vocation, he should write for Mills and Boon! He was extra attentive this morning, he may have thought he fooled me, but I knew he just wanted to get into my good books because he needed a lift from the station very late tonight. You can read him like a book!
I tried out the sat nav yesterday, it is good. The best thing is that it has a female voice with an English accent, so I don't get too upset about it telling me what to do. I couldn't resist the temptation to try to teach the sat nav a few short cuts. If I didn't turn when it said, it would announce that it was recalculating and then it would give new instructions. When I had ignored it three times in succession, I'm sure I heard it give a grudging sigh before recalculating yet again. I think annoying the sat nav could be almost as much fun as annoying Robbie!
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