Gremlins

I remember asking once before if they make straight jackets for cats. I wish they did, I'm sure Oreo is a gremlin in disguise. Robbie got up on Wednesday morning to find a casserole dish had been smashed on the kitchen floor. He came storming back to the bedroom and started ranting, that is not the best way to be woken up and I told Robbie very firmly to 'go away'. I got back into bed, after all it was Robbie who had left the dish on the side for Oreo to find. For the first time ever I didn't get up with Robbie to get him organised and off to work. It is such a pity that we don't have cctv, can you imagine the scene, a near naked Robbie wearing only Dr Marten boots, grovelling on the floor sweeping up the glass and threatening the cat with dire punishment.

As if he hadn't caused enough chaos Oreo was at it again later the same day. I was sitting quietly, working on my computer when there was a thunderous crash, I thought something really serious had happened in the kitchen and I ran to look. Everything was fine, but further investigation identified the problem, Oreo had been moth hunting in the bathroom again and he had managed to knock everything from the window area into the bath. Thankfully nothing was broken.